I couldnt tell if the guy on the bus today was a creeper or a hipster. They...– Amelia
5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could... →
lolol. We don’t want to create a panic here. All we’re saying is that on an actual day on the actual calendar in the future, runaway microscopic nanobots will end civilization by flooding the planet with the cannabalistic undead. Science has proven it.
I'm on a computer in the school library, and the...
This is greatly inhibiting my Tumblr experience right now. :(
"School defends experiment to separate black... →
I really don’t know how I feel about this. They appear to have some logic behind it, and maybe it is something racial/cultural in relation to their home life. At the same time, I don’t exactly think this is the approach they should take. I mean, they could at least try to be a bit more subtle. Sounds like they’re taking a “step backward” in order to take a...
skanee: I bet you’ve never used the batteries from your vibrator to power your TI-83 Plus Calculator. There are no words… <3
If you love your unicorn reblog this. One girl...
thatswhatalexsaid: ohmyconnnie: elizabethsaunicorn-: aliciaizdab0mb: joelbagan: colbziscool: nursebieber: angelbabayy172: coolstoryasshole: can’t risk it. Shit shit shit… DAMN BABY I WONT GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD BYE AND DESERT YOU It’s okay Buttercup, i’ll protect you with the power of TUMBLR! REBLOGGIN 4 MY BBY. <33333 NEVER GONNA LOOSE U BBY<333 MOMMA...
Can you imagine how skinny we'd all be if we spent...
givethefirstdancetome: slimhips-frenchtips: id be like 2 pounds LIGHTBULB! Take laptop to gym. Tumblr while working out so you forget your’re working out! Ha. Brilliance.
You fight like a married couple, you talk like...
Fuck the Academy
benjaminlucid: Seriously. This is some freeze-dried bullshit. For the original score category, Daft Punk’s soundtrack for Tron Legacy wasn’t nominated. What in the fuck does the academy have up their asses? Did they even listen? NOTHING LIKE SOME NICE BULLSHIT IN THE MORNING TO GET THE DAY STARTED Oh! And Christopher Nolan wasn’t nominated, once again, for Best Director. Oh, Academy. ...
awwwww shit. youtube's been hacked.
celebritythoughts: ..so what did you do today? oh not much, just hacked youtube.
A Mother's Journey
esotericingeneral: mrshadowbehindme: This is the most beautiful, the most sad thing I have ever seen on Tumblr. ^
Tommy Pickles turns 21 in 2011
wishluckstrength: august 11th, 1990-august 11th 2011.. this just made me cry a little
Reblog if you're from CALIFORNIA
whitneyjustesen: SAC TOWN BABY School in Hayward @ CSUEB. Stay in Dublin. Live in Stockton. Was in Tracy and Galt. Ohhh, CA. <3